you can order 4,500 live ladybugs on amazon for less than $20 what a time to be alive
do u wanna take a bath together and give each other bubble beards
Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don’t have to. But you probably will, because I’m hilarious.
crush accidentally makes physical contact with you
my linguistics textbook just pointed out that unlockable could either mean “able to be unlocked” or “not able to be locked.”
mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation